I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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