she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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