Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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