Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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