Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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