glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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