Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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