oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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