? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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