you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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