do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?