You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.