so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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