AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I need a beard to bite.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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