The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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