I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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