she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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