it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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