If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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