Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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