just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
how drunk are you?
Several
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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