worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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