I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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