I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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