uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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