Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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