I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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