so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
