You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Randomize
