It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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