come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
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If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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