His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm bleeding and have questions
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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