Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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