is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
