i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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