College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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