real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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