I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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