I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
