So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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