he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Is Oprah even human
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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