He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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