So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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