Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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