That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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