physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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