If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Randomize
