ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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