we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Found the puke drawer
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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