i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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