...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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