he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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