dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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