how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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