Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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