I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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