also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
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It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Im part way to drunk.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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