Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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